My Word Is My Bond - Albo

Anthony Albanese has made a lot of promises. This shirt is one he can't break. "My Word Is My Bond" sits right on the chest, which is either deeply ironic or the funniest thing anyone's ever printed on 100% cotton. You decide.

Ships flat. Arrives with the energy of a press conference about to go sideways.

What it is

It's the classic political pledge, word for word, on a shirt. No asterisk. No footnote. No rolling six-month review. Just five words and the quiet satisfaction of wearing a joke that's written itself every news cycle since 2022. Chuck it on at the BBQ, the school pick-up, or literally anywhere a microphone might appear.

The shirt itself

Gildan 5000 unisex tee. Heavyweight 100% cotton at 5.3 oz. Not a thin surprise in the mail.

• 100% US cotton, ethically grown and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified
• Unisex regular fit, true to size across the range
• Crew neck, seamless body, reinforced shoulders
• Tear-away label: no scratchy tag digging into your neck at the protest
• Sizes S-5XL in Black, White, Royal, and Orange
• Printed by DTG

Looking after it

Machine wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Hang dry or tumble on low. Do not iron straight onto the print. Treat it better than a ministerial promise and it'll outlast the parliamentary term.