The Whopper

Flame grilled promises, served daily. THE FLOGGER KING puts the PM behind the counter where he belongs, taking your order and telling you a Whopper with a perfectly straight face. Have it his way.

For everyone promised the lot who went home with the pickle. Ships flat, no meal deal required.

What it is

It's the campaign trail as a drive through. Big menu out the front, very little out the back, and a bloke who will genuinely say anything to get your vote. A loving tribute to the great Australian tradition of ordering one thing and being handed another. Wear it to the pub, the polling booth, or the next doorstop.

The shirt itself

Gildan 5000 unisex tee. Heavyweight 100% cotton at 5.3 oz. Not a thin surprise in the mail.

• 100% US cotton, ethically grown and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified
• Unisex regular fit, true to size across the range
• Crew neck, seamless body, reinforced shoulders
• Tear-away label, so no scratchy tag at the rally
• Sizes S to 5XL in Black, White, Royal, and Orange
• Printed by DTG

Looking after it

Machine wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Hang dry or tumble on low. Do not iron straight onto the print. Cold wash keeps the print fresher than the election promises.